Hola this is our first post ever! I AM SO EXCITED! ANYWAYS THIS IS THE DRAMA QUEEN PRESENTING THE FIRST DRAMATIC STORY OF THE WEEK EVER! I know you are just as excited as I am! (Right? Right? Yeah I know) We have like a lot of movies and songs plus pictures to add so expect those as well!
Ok SO HERE GOES:
Although the world may seem normal a lot of things go on that are a little bit insane. For instance a cat driving a helicopter (WRITER: THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE DRAMA QUEEN: OH SHUT UP THIS IS MY STORY!) or a squirrel that wants to be hugged (DRAMA QUEEN: I HUGGED A SQUIRREL ONCE, IT MADE STRANGE NOISES, THEY WERE NOISES OF LOVE) But nothing is more drastically weird than a model going insane! It was a beautiful day in Paris, the sun was shining the birds were singing and The house of fashion had just released its new spring catalog! All the models were waiting in their dressing room area waiting to go out onto the runway. Ms. Bianca Duvont stood by a mirror admiring her "Beautiful" expressions when Ms. Talia Meresant walked by.
"You actually think your pretty?" She questioned looking astounded at the model who turned to face her.
"Yes I do!" Bianca huffed
"Well..." Talia trailed off
"YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME UGLY!" Bianca yelled
"YEH I THINK I DID!" Talia yelled Bianca screamed and pulled a curling iron from behind her back and Talia pulled out her Paris extra long and sturdy mascara brush just in time to stop the vicious attack.
(CUE STAR WARS MUSIC)
With a short cut to the right Bianca nailed Talia right on her nose
"HEY THAT NOSE COST $500,000,000!" Talia screeched and she swiped her mascara brush down the lengths of Bianca's smooth evening dress.
"And that dress more than the eiffel Tower!" Bianca screamed back.
The girls fought for hours until both died a peaceful death by hair dye fumes that Mel Banks set upon them in the early afternoon!
THE END!
(WRITER: YOU CALL THAT A STORY? IT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE AND THERE WAS NO GRAMMAR WHAT SO EVER!")
(DRAMA QUEEN: HEY YOU ARE THE AUTHOR HERE! JUST LEAVE ME AND MY STORY ALONE!)
(WRITER: BY THE WAY NICE PICTURE! WHAT WAS TYRA BANKS DOING ANYWAYS?)
(DRAMA QUEEN: I DON'T KNOW!)
(WRITER: WHY DON'T WE MAKE A POLL ASKING THE FOLLOWERS?!?!?)
(DRAMA QUEEN: K)
What Was Tyra Banks doing in the crazy Picture above? (send us a comment)
WAS SHE:
A. Checking to see if her deodorant was still on
B. Imitating a bird
C. Doing a remake of Micheal Jackson's "THRILLER"
YOU TELL US!
BUT FOR NOW...
THE DRAMA QUEEN IS SIGNING OFF
(WRITER: AND ME TOO!)
(DRAMA QUEEN: YEAH YEAH WHATEVER!)
